F E B (1 5) T H

nightxade:

F E B (1 5) T H: CANON

xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

nightxade:

The problem with discussions about Mass Effect withdigitaltempest is that I get confused about what is canon and what is her canon so the easiest way to remedy this is to assume that everything is canon - nay - CANON. And if we’re going to do this, then dammit, we’re just going to do a DC Reboot on the whole damn thing and only keep the things we want and add a whole lotta things we, you know, WANT. 

Like shirtless Thor. Biotic volus. Ewok parties. Epic turian orgies on Omega. And don’t worry about that ending. Batman’s got this. 

Look what you’ve started. LOL. I don’t even know if should unleash this new canon we made where Nightwing has a heart to heart with Kai Leng about why he’s confused. And save the relays, save the universe. And that ewok dance party while rolling around in the rubble with Garrus. Biotic Volus wins the war with Marauder Shields help. And winter is coming. LOLALOLALOLALOLALOLALOLOLOLTROLOLOLOLOLA!BAMPREGNANT!LOLCOLORS!

We have rebuilt ME all together. LOL. We have new CANON. It makes better sense now.

What in the hell am I reading? And why is it already 100% better than the ending I got? I have one question. Do I get to take the air traffic control chick in the plot holes with me because she’s special to me and I don’t want anyone else but her.

Those are not plot holes. Those are portals.

Portals is just a fancy name for plot holes. I’m going to call them what my people intended me to call them. I’m going to call them by their sacred name. PLOT MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOLES.