Why is Juan still allowed to live?
Because who else on the show is going to have a serious fucking serious heart-to-heart with their penis? Who if not Juan Borgia?
Juan has completely lost it tonight, though.
WHAT THE FUCK IS JUAN DOING? ARE YOU WATCHING THIS, DT? WHAT IS JUAN! SOMEONE KILL HIM.
Machiavelli knows what he’s got to do. Be cool, Mon. He’s got this.
Him or Cesare. I just need Juan gone.
Or him and Cesare.
“Only God forgives. We Borgias, we never forgive.”
I just let out the biggest exhale. #ByeJuan
This show. I used to like Juan and dislike Cesare, but then the roles changed over just the course of this season. Cesare is still a sneaky shit, though. LOL. Time for some Cesare appreciation.
I should also clear up that we know his name is Micheletto Corella, but inside history nerd joke why we call him Machiavelli. LOL.