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nightxade:

digitaltempest:

That one elf’s face when Triss’ shield deflected the arrow. He stood there for like a full 30 seconds looking like, “OMG, it didn’t fucking work. What do I do?”

Trader guy says they are about to hang a dwarf and a bard. He certainly can’t mean my dwarf and bard. If he does, people are about to die. Nobody messes with Dandy and Zoltan.

“OMG did you.. did you see that? She just… she just blocked my arrow like it was nothing. Like it wasn’t the arrow that I spent all day carving to use with this bow that my father gave me on his deathbed. She just… blew it off like … like my heart and soul wasn’t in that arrow. I… I need to go re-assess my life now, guys. I’ll be in my tree.”

Perfect narrative is perfect. That is exactly what his face was doing in the game. I just about died when they went in for the close up on his butthurt face like he just lost all will to can and wanted to scream, “I H8 MAH LYF!”