Oh, God. Just walked back into Floatsam. Geralt’s sword was still in hand. The minute I crossed over the threshold into the town, dramatic, LOUD music began playing. Guards were yelling. There’s a big warning on my screen: SHEATHE YOUR SWORD BEFORE THE GUARDS REACT! Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like this:
How many guards did you kill before you put away the death dealer?
I am offended. I didn’t kill any of them. I was too busy trying to sheathe my sword, and then, everything was good. They just walked off like it never happened. How do you guard, guards?