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feelinlikeafreak:

My Favourite Video Game Characters list (in no pacticular order)

↳ Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher series) 
”Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it’s all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I’m not a pious hermit. I haven’t done only good in my life. But if I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

(via cor7ana)

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evanescentembers:

the fightscenes are sex
oh my god 

(Source: crayon-samurai, via evanescentembers)

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wishroom: panimauser: Anais needs an adult. And lots of eye-bleach. Good lord.
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xshastymcnastyx: digitaltempest: Geralt: Maybe the fire didn’t consume everything. Maybe I can find some medicine, a sedative. Me: But Geralt… this hospital has to be about a bajillion years old and it’s haunted. U OK? We can’t give people medicine we found in a ruined hospital. Did I mention it was also haunted. Mr. DT: Are you talking to the game again? Me: BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE MEDICINE TO A GUY HE FOUND IN AN HAUNTED, ABANDONED HOSPITAL. THIS THING HAS PROBABLY BEEN EMPTY SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN! Mr. DT: But baby, it might be a good idea. I think that sounds like a good idea actually. Remind me that if we ever get stuck in an abandoned, haunted hospital to try to keep my sanity or else Mr. DT is going to feed me old medicine that he finds for the LULz. Sleep with one eye open. Why won’t this game just let me be fantastic? Found the medicine and it worked, but now we gotta look for a corpse. How about no? How about we just let the ass stay in the hospital with the madness he created? In fact, I’ll throw that other ass that helped him in there to keep him company because fucking asses.
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Geralt: Maybe the fire didn’t consume everything. Maybe I can find some medicine, a sedative. Me: But Geralt… this hospital has to be about a bajillion years old and it’s haunted. U OK? We can’t give people medicine we found in a ruined hospital. Did I mention it was also haunted. Mr. DT: Are you talking to the game again? Me: BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE MEDICINE TO A GUY HE FOUND IN AN HAUNTED, ABANDONED HOSPITAL. THIS THING HAS PROBABLY BEEN EMPTY SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN! Mr. DT: But baby, it might be a good idea. I think that sounds like a good idea actually. Remind me that if we ever get stuck in an abandoned, haunted hospital to try to keep my sanity or else Mr. DT is going to feed me old medicine that he finds for the LULz.
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nightxade:

xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.

Dear G,

I told you I had a bad feeling about you going there.

-E

Wh.o is t tthis? Ohw did yu geeet me?number.

-G

Geralt, you are drunk.

-E

Essie, pls. Im not drunlk f yo uwant me to apoolgize again i’M SORRYf uck. 

God, I am oooos drunk right no

-G

You’re the best, DT.

The best.

Trissss! Bby is th.atyu. knoow I’…. teh one to lve you foreevr. don’ twatn’ anyone to hurt you innnnnnn yur lyf. Ew adh some gooosd times. Idek, fukc. Baby, come bak…

-G

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xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.

Dear G,

I told you I had a bad feeling about you going there.

-E

Wh.o is t tthis? Ohw did yu geeet me?number.

-G

Geralt, you are drunk.

-E

Essie, pls. Im not drunlk f yo uwant me to apoolgize again i’M SORRYf uck. 

God, I am oooos drunk right no

-G

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