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digitaltempest:

“You okay down there, Shepard?”
“Shepard, you are drunk.”
A typical ending for ladies’ nights after Chance does one too many shooters.

LMFAO. OMG, Monica. I’d forgotten all about this screenshot.

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→ “I’m the only honest one here. I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fucking bible tells me to, but because I like it!”↳True Blood 5.06: Hopeless

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digitaltempest:

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digitaltempest:

Witcher’s Log
Too many kamikaze shots, not enough sleep. Wat do?
-G

Oh my God, Geralt, you can’t keep passing out drunk in the forest. You can’t let them see how we live.
-E

Gurrrrrl, please. The forest can’t even handle me right now.
-G

G, please, Triss is gonna be so pissed off as us if you come home drunk again. You were doing so good on that 12 step program. You know what happened last time.
-E

I have a plan. Don’t worry. I am always prepared.
-G
(What the hell are we even doing right now, Nick? LMAOLOLOLOLOLOL)

I hope it’s better than the last “plan.” I’m not running through the glen with my pants on my head again yelling, “What a haul!” Sometimes, I think you don’t take this bromance seriously.
-E

Geralt, you are drunk.

I’m about to go through DT’s whole Witcher tag.

I don’t even know what Nick and I were thinking? It just happened.

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digitaltempest:

onecrazypinay:

Whatchu doing, Geralt?

Oh nothing. Just witcher stuff.

It looks kinky. Can I watch?

Sure… for 200 orens. Witching ain’t cheap.

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Whatchu doing, Geralt?

Oh nothing. Just witcher stuff.

(Source: digitaltempest)

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Singular among his people. He was all that other fae were not…

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Journey to the swamps.

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