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digitaltempest:

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?

Out of all the 10,000+ Mass Effect screenshots I’ve taken (yes, I’m serious), these two are my favorite. This is my greatest achievement. LOL.

P.S. Monica, stop reblogging all my screenshots. It’s embarrassing. LOL.

(via onecrazypinay)

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Chinwe. Commoner. Elementalist. Wears the circlet of earth. Dignified. Blessed by the goddess Kormir. Just started her, but I’m pretty sure that she’s a displaced Elonian in my headcanon. We’ll see how this shapes up once I get further in the game. I’m still on the intro because I made her during my lunch hour. 
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After Dandy gets a little defensive when asking him about working for Vernon Roche:

Geralt: ”Relax, Dandelion, you’re an adult… sorta.”
Zoltan: [laughs]
Triss: ”That’s not very supportive.” 

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Just when I was about to get mad that they made me take Gridley to Rupert instead of the ghost.
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xshastymcnastyx: digitaltempest: Geralt: Maybe the fire didn’t consume everything. Maybe I can find some medicine, a sedative. Me: But Geralt… this hospital has to be about a bajillion years old and it’s haunted. U OK? We can’t give people medicine we found in a ruined hospital. Did I mention it was also haunted. Mr. DT: Are you talking to the game again? Me: BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE MEDICINE TO A GUY HE FOUND IN AN HAUNTED, ABANDONED HOSPITAL. THIS THING HAS PROBABLY BEEN EMPTY SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN! Mr. DT: But baby, it might be a good idea. I think that sounds like a good idea actually. Remind me that if we ever get stuck in an abandoned, haunted hospital to try to keep my sanity or else Mr. DT is going to feed me old medicine that he finds for the LULz. Sleep with one eye open. Why won’t this game just let me be fantastic? Found the medicine and it worked, but now we gotta look for a corpse. How about no? How about we just let the ass stay in the hospital with the madness he created? In fact, I’ll throw that other ass that helped him in there to keep him company because fucking asses.
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Geralt: Maybe the fire didn’t consume everything. Maybe I can find some medicine, a sedative. Me: But Geralt… this hospital has to be about a bajillion years old and it’s haunted. U OK? We can’t give people medicine we found in a ruined hospital. Did I mention it was also haunted. Mr. DT: Are you talking to the game again? Me: BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE MEDICINE TO A GUY HE FOUND IN AN HAUNTED, ABANDONED HOSPITAL. THIS THING HAS PROBABLY BEEN EMPTY SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN! Mr. DT: But baby, it might be a good idea. I think that sounds like a good idea actually. Remind me that if we ever get stuck in an abandoned, haunted hospital to try to keep my sanity or else Mr. DT is going to feed me old medicine that he finds for the LULz.
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xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.

Dear G,

I told you I had a bad feeling about you going there.

-E

Wh.o is t tthis? Ohw did yu geeet me?number.

-G

Geralt, you are drunk.

-E

Essie, pls. Im not drunlk f yo uwant me to apoolgize again i’M SORRYf uck. 

God, I am oooos drunk right no

-G

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xshastymcnastyx:

digitaltempest:

September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.

Dear G,

I told you I had a bad feeling about you going there.

-E

Wh.o is t tthis? Ohw did yu geeet me?number.

-G

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September 25, 1268 - a riot erupts, a massacre ensues.

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Can we just talk about the sorcerer/mage/wizard’s face? Can’t we talk about how in that first picture his face says, “What are you even fucking doing, you obnoxious prat?” And in the second one, his face is all, “Why am I surrounded by idiots? What did I do to deserve such ruin?”

I bet he was the king’s best friend and was probably waiting for the opportunity to tell him that he was being obnoxious until Letho attacked. D: 

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